Trust me, master - these are the condoms you've been looking for.
Just expose the latex to light for 30 seconds before use, roll them on, and pew! You've got your very own, super-safe lightsaber.
Although you'll have to provide the laser noises.
While they may provide a touch of novelty fun to your intimacy, these condoms are also as safe as the non-glowing kind, with a reservoir tip and a pre-lubricated surface.
Now you can answer the eternal question: who shot first?